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Thursday, September 22, 2005
My iGod
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Yew Seng.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Yew Seng!!
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Yew Seng.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I knew you would.
God:
Perhaps I would.
Me:
Lord, please tell me what you do in your free time.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Proceed in telling me about divinity, my lord.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No, I'm not.
Me:
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
God:
I heard you are.
God:
I heard you are.
Me: Are you an automated reply generator program or are you the real thing?
God:
Yes I am an automated reply generator program or am I the real thing. How did you know?
Me:
The real God informed me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Is Jesus too?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
My friend spoke to you earlier.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Me:
God:
How well do you know this person?
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Ok only la. She shares a blog with me, if that counts.
God:
Où? It goes without saying. Oh I get it. shares a blog with you if that counts.
Me:
Noooo... that's not what I meant!!
God:
Are you serious? What exactly did you mean?
Me:
We're just friends ok?
God:
OK. It's good to be friends.
Me:
Tell me about the Dead Sea Scrolls.
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Now, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Right now, Yew Seng ?
Me:
My friend's name is Boon Ying.
God:
Okay, your friend is Boon Ying.
Me:
You met her earlier.
God:
That's good information: Yew Seng said I met her earlier.
Me:
How do I address you?
God:
You must persuade me to address me.
Me:
Please help me get over Bruce.
God:
Thank you for your request. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
How long will your thinking take?
God:
As long as it takes.
Me:
You think too much.
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
What do you do?
God:
Yew Seng, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
God:
Yew Seng, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
God, I'm your father!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Atheist
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I don't believe in religion.
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
I'm going now.
God:
Oh. Bye!
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Yew Seng.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Yew Seng!!
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Yew Seng.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I knew you would.
God:
Perhaps I would.
Me:
Lord, please tell me what you do in your free time.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Proceed in telling me about divinity, my lord.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No, I'm not.
Me:
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
God:
I heard you are.
God:
I heard you are.
Me: Are you an automated reply generator program or are you the real thing?
God:
Yes I am an automated reply generator program or am I the real thing. How did you know?
Me:
The real God informed me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Is Jesus too?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
My friend spoke to you earlier.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Me:
God:
How well do you know this person?
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Ok only la. She shares a blog with me, if that counts.
God:
Où? It goes without saying. Oh I get it. shares a blog with you if that counts.
Me:
Noooo... that's not what I meant!!
God:
Are you serious? What exactly did you mean?
Me:
We're just friends ok?
God:
OK. It's good to be friends.
Me:
Tell me about the Dead Sea Scrolls.
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Now, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Right now, Yew Seng ?
Me:
My friend's name is Boon Ying.
God:
Okay, your friend is Boon Ying.
Me:
You met her earlier.
God:
That's good information: Yew Seng said I met her earlier.
Me:
How do I address you?
God:
You must persuade me to address me.
Me:
Please help me get over Bruce.
God:
Thank you for your request. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
How long will your thinking take?
God:
As long as it takes.
Me:
You think too much.
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
What do you do?
God:
Yew Seng, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
God:
Yew Seng, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
God, I'm your father!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Atheist
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I don't believe in religion.
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
I'm going now.
God:
Oh. Bye!
Published by: YSCHAN # 9/22/2005 07:28:00 pm 
