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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Necrophilia
"I feel like starting a D&D campaign," muses Significant Other.
"Really?" I ask as I move to sit in a more comfy position.
"Yeah." Significant Other pauses a bit, before continuing, "...but I don't know what world to set it in."
"Oh," I murmur while looking distractedly at the wall in my room for insects. "Hmm, why not just take one of the ready-made ones?"
"Nah," Significant Other shakes his head. "I want to create my own."
Still scanning the room for insects, I say, "Err, use a ready-made one and modify?"
Significant Other shakes his head again. Then his face brightens up. "I know! I'll use that world I made the last time!"
"Huh?" I turn to look at him. "Which one?"
"You know, the one with all the undead."
"Undead?"
"The one where it's set in a post-war world and it's plagued by undead armies suddenly rising out of nowhere to attack people."
"Oh."
Significant Other smiles at me. "Would you like to play?"
"Hmm," I take my time to think. "Well, maybe."
"Well, what would you like to play? A rogue?" He pauses for a bit. "Nah, a rogue is useless against undead. How about a sorcerer?"
I pause to think for a bit again. Then I burst out laughing. "I'll play a bard," I tease.
"What??!" he exclaimed. "What use is a bard against undead??!"
"Well, none," I reply, still in a teasing voice. "I'll use her to sleep around her way to everything," I say playfully.
Significant Other scratches his head. "But they're all.......dead."
That wipes the smile off my face. Then after pausing for awhile, I laugh and say, "Still can what."
"Huh?"
"Can you say necrophilia?"
"WHAT??!"
"She wants to get boned, get it? Haha, she wants to get BONED!!"
"Oh God, that is a horrible joke."
"HAHAHAHA, I am so funny, I should blog about this!"
"Really?" I ask as I move to sit in a more comfy position.
"Yeah." Significant Other pauses a bit, before continuing, "...but I don't know what world to set it in."
"Oh," I murmur while looking distractedly at the wall in my room for insects. "Hmm, why not just take one of the ready-made ones?"
"Nah," Significant Other shakes his head. "I want to create my own."
Still scanning the room for insects, I say, "Err, use a ready-made one and modify?"
Significant Other shakes his head again. Then his face brightens up. "I know! I'll use that world I made the last time!"
"Huh?" I turn to look at him. "Which one?"
"You know, the one with all the undead."
"Undead?"
"The one where it's set in a post-war world and it's plagued by undead armies suddenly rising out of nowhere to attack people."
"Oh."
Significant Other smiles at me. "Would you like to play?"
"Hmm," I take my time to think. "Well, maybe."
"Well, what would you like to play? A rogue?" He pauses for a bit. "Nah, a rogue is useless against undead. How about a sorcerer?"
I pause to think for a bit again. Then I burst out laughing. "I'll play a bard," I tease.
"What??!" he exclaimed. "What use is a bard against undead??!"
"Well, none," I reply, still in a teasing voice. "I'll use her to sleep around her way to everything," I say playfully.
Significant Other scratches his head. "But they're all.......dead."
That wipes the smile off my face. Then after pausing for awhile, I laugh and say, "Still can what."
"Huh?"
"Can you say necrophilia?"
"WHAT??!"
"She wants to get boned, get it? Haha, she wants to get BONED!!"
"Oh God, that is a horrible joke."
"HAHAHAHA, I am so funny, I should blog about this!"
Published by: whiterabbit # 9/20/2005 12:28:00 am 
