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Saturday, December 24, 2005
How to kill a wizard vampire lord in 4 easy steps
Step 1: Attack his castle in broad daylight.
Step 2: Cast silence on him.
Step 3: Cast powerful clerical spells on him until he activates his contingency spell (Otiluke's Resillient Sphere, a spell which creates an invincible sphere around the caster where nothing can go in and nothing can go out, which can only be deactivated when the caster speaks the command word. Note the emphasis on the word speaks).
Step 4: Roll him out into the sunlight.
*CAUTION: Works only if his contingency spell is Otiluke's Resillient Sphere.
Step 2: Cast silence on him.
Step 3: Cast powerful clerical spells on him until he activates his contingency spell (Otiluke's Resillient Sphere, a spell which creates an invincible sphere around the caster where nothing can go in and nothing can go out, which can only be deactivated when the caster speaks the command word. Note the emphasis on the word speaks).
Step 4: Roll him out into the sunlight.
*CAUTION: Works only if his contingency spell is Otiluke's Resillient Sphere.
Published by: whiterabbit # 12/24/2005 05:18:00 pm 