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Monday, April 10, 2006
Dead birds and wilted flowers
Significant Other: Hey, guess what, my dad gave me the talk you give to teenage boys the other day.
Me: Huh?
Significant Other: The one about sex.
Me: Hah?
Significant Other: The birds and the bees?
Me: ...
Me: Your dad talked to you about sex?
Significant Other: Yes.
Me: ...
Significant Other: At the ripe old age of 28, yeah.
Me: ...
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: I was thinking if most parents waited until their kids were 28 to tell them about sex -
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: - the world would have already ended.
Me: Hahahahahahaha
Me: Ha ha
Me: Ha
Me: ....
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: He left out contraceptives, too.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: So I guess I can pretend they don't exist.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hahahahahahahaha
Me: Haha
Me: Ha
Me: ...
Me: Well, you should have just said something to the lines of "OMG, I've been fucking the wrong sex! Thanks for enlightening me dad!"
Significant Other: Well, actually, I was thinking more along the lines of "OMG, I've been doing it wrong all along!"
Both of us: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I am SO going to blog about this.
Me: Huh?
Significant Other: The one about sex.
Me: Hah?
Significant Other: The birds and the bees?
Me: ...
Me: Your dad talked to you about sex?
Significant Other: Yes.
Me: ...
Significant Other: At the ripe old age of 28, yeah.
Me: ...
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: I was thinking if most parents waited until their kids were 28 to tell them about sex -
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: - the world would have already ended.
Me: Hahahahahahaha
Me: Ha ha
Me: Ha
Me: ....
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: He left out contraceptives, too.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Significant Other: So I guess I can pretend they don't exist.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hahahahahahahaha
Me: Haha
Me: Ha
Me: ...
Me: Well, you should have just said something to the lines of "OMG, I've been fucking the wrong sex! Thanks for enlightening me dad!"
Significant Other: Well, actually, I was thinking more along the lines of "OMG, I've been doing it wrong all along!"
Both of us: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I am SO going to blog about this.
Published by: whiterabbit # 4/10/2006 10:18:00 pm 
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The very idea that your bf had this talk with his Dad at the age of 28 is SERIOUSLY amusing XDDDD
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