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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

 

Only You (Part One)

When I was in my ex-company, having to work late to meet the monthly deadlines was a necessary evil, and whenever I stayed late I went out for dinner with my then-colleagues. One time we were eating at the nearby McDonalds drivethrough when a curious thing happened.

We were all sitting down, halfway chomping through our burgers when the speakers starting blaring out the song "Only You".

Speakers: On-ly yooooooouuuuuuuuu......
Colleague A: Gods, do they have to play this song here?
Speakers: Can make......this worlddddd seem right.......
Colleague B: *rolls eyes*
Speakers:
Ohhhhh-nly youuuuuuuu......Can make......can make- can make-
Everyone: Huh?
Colleague A: Umm, is the disc or whatever they're playing from broken or something?
Speakers: *suddenly switches to techno beat* Doooo- dooo doo doo doo doo dooo doo
Colleague C: .....Wait, is it still playing the same song?
Speakers: Dooo doooo doo doo Ohhh-nly youuuuuuuu..... dooo dooo dooo doo
Everyone: *stops eating and looks at each other*
Everyone: .......
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!
Colleague C: Oh my god, did we just hear that??!
Speakers: Dooo dooo dooo Onnnlyyyy youuuuuuuuu.... dooo doo doo doo
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!
Colleague A: This is SACRILEGE.
Everyone: Agreed *snicker*

Few days later, I decided to try looking for the song online, but failed. A few more days later, I confessed to the same colleagues about having tried to look up the song on the internet. The general reply? "Really??! ME TOO!!!" But we all failed to find the song, which was rather sad, because we all really wanted to torture other people with it.

But of course, there are reasons why I dug up such an old issue. Stay tuned to find out :p